Ashlee Vance - Reporter, Historian, Lover of the Poor
Go ahead and tell someone what you've done. Brag about it. Don't be shy.
 
You're clearly a sophisticated user of the internet, having managed to stumble upon this vainglorious web hole.
 
This is where I write about all things me because 9 out of 10 teledildonics experts say that you are your brand and that brands are very important for journalists these days what with the newspaper dying, punditry exploding and money spilling out of popular writers' web sites at a frightening clip. Well, here I am. Ready to be frightened.
 
The most important thing about me is that I'm hawking a book with every fiber, synapse and drop of blood available. Keep proving your internet sophistication by clicking. BOOK!
 
Seriously, do it.
 
(I'm also whoring for my beautiful wife. Those of you who like romance novels or know anyone that likes romance novels will want to pick up this gem.)
 
When not selling myself, I'm busy writing about the likes of IBM, HP, Dell, Intel, Sun Microsystems and AMD for The Register - Europe's most popular technology publication. At present, I'm US Editor for El Reg.
 
When not writing for The Register, I'll pop out the occasional piece for The Economist, New York Times or other publications willing to wire a fat enough paycheck.